Funny

A man walks into the emergency room and says to the doctor in panic:
“Doctor, my daughter’s eyes are popping out of their sockets!”

The doctor looks for a moment and says:
“Sir, loosen her ponytail.”

 

A man tells his doctor, “Doctor, I have a problem!”

The doctor asks, “Have you had this problem before?”

The man replies, “Yes!”

The doctor says, “Then it has probably come back…”

 

What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

 

Can I get the name of your dermatologist?

He managed to make a baboon’s ass look good.

 

I am blond hair, blue eyes, and I have vitiligo.
When I say it’s the same thing Michael Jackson had, people ask me if I was Black.

 

When choosing a treatment for psoriasis, don’t make a rash decision.

 

A mechanic says to a heart surgeon, “We basically do very similar work. So why don’t we earn the same salary?”

The surgeon replies, “Try doing your job while the engine is running.”

A man wasn’t feeling well, so the doctor examined him and said, “You need a bath full of hot water and a glass of juice twice a day.”

A week later, the patient returns and complains, “Doctor, after I drink a bath full of hot water, I don’t even have the strength to drink the juice…”