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15 minutes Light Therapy Lamp
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3 minutes Light Therapy Lamp
Regular price $400.00 USDRegular price
Why our lamps
1. The most common UVB lamps on the market are narrowband UVB lamps.
To achieve a medical effect with these lamps, the skin usually needs to develop erythema.
Our lamps work at a very low light dose that does not cause erythema.
2. Even when the affected skin area is small, it is generally better to treat the whole body.
Usually, this requires visiting a clinic that has a full-body phototherapy booth, which is not practical to have at home.
However, our small handheld lamps can treat the entire body and can replace visits to the clinic.
We manufacture one lamp that can treat the whole body in 15 minutes, and another that can treat the whole body in 3 minutes.
Reviews
Excellent service and a psoriasis treatment that works
UVB is the only treatment that works for my psoriasis. Gil’s small lamp was recommended by my dermatologist and it does the job just as well as the full-body lamp I had before moving to Israel. Gil’s customer
I bought the tiny LED lamp for my repigmentation process due to vitiligo. It is working. These lamps are great for sure and I really recommend them. Many thanks to Gil — great timing, shipping, and communication by email.
Works as described – it’s awesome
Quality item and good service
I ordered a light for my son’s eczema. After reading many reviews, I decided to buy it. The lamp arrived on time and I used it on a spot on his hand that wasn’t healing. After one day it looked dry and crusty, so I continued treatment. I used it for 20 seconds per spot, and after only 7 days — it healed. Yes!
Small but powerful
Amazing device. I felt my brain fog lifting after one day of use. Light therapy is new to me, but after spending hundreds on supplements, this made a real difference. Be careful not to overdo it — start at a greater distance. Small but powerful. Thank you!
Great seller. Fast shipping and excellent communication. This light works — I can already see small dots of pigment in my vitiligo spots. Very happy so far.
Super-fast shipping, arrived within a week. Excellent communication. This is a real professional medical product — follow the instructions exactly.
Good product
Excellent, thank you
Excellent remedy. Many thanks from upstate New York.
Very powerful
Perfect for my skin
investors
We have developed a treatment for chronic skin diseases that is less expensive than medications.
Our non-profit clinic in Israel has delivered 250,000 treatments.
We are seeking investment to establish clinics in additional countries.
Contact: investors@positivelamp.com
Tel: +972 54 4948642
What is phototherapy
Light therapy is a medical treatment that uses specific wavelengths of light to treat skin conditions such as psoriasis, vitiligo, eczema, and acne.
Funny
If you know a good joke send to jokes@positivelamp.com and I will add it.
How will Elon Musk raise money to send a spacecraft to Mars?
__At a parliamentary session in Russia, members of parliament were given envelopes to vote in, each with a ballot already inserted in it.
One of the members opened the envelope and peeked inside.
His friend sitting next to him was startled and whispered:
“What are you doingת אhis is a secret ballot!”
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Can February March?
No. But April May.
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A man walks into the emergency room and says to the doctor in panic: “Doctor, my daughter’s eyes are popping out of their sockets!”
The doctor looks for a moment and says: “Sir, loosen her ponytail.”
The captain of an American aircraft carrier notices a light in front of the ship.
He says on the radio: deviate from your course to avoid a collision.
He receives a reply: You will change your course to avoid a collision.
The captain gets angry and says:
You don't know who you are dealing with, this is an aircraft carrier that weighs 100,000 tons.
He receives a reply: You don't know who you are dealing with. We are a lighthouse.
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Granddaughter: Grandpa, why do you call Grandma, "sweetie" and "soul"? How is it that you are so loving and respectful even though you have been married for so many years?
Grandpa: The truth is, I forgot Grandma's name more than 5 years ago and I'm afraid to ask what it is.
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Parachuting Course Instructor: "You jump out of the plane, count to three. Pull the red handle. The parachute opens. It doesn't open: Pull the yellow handle, a reserve parachute opens. At the end of the skydive, a bus will be waiting for you to pick you up."
The unlucky skydiver jumps. Pulls the red handle - nothing. Pulls the yellow handle - nothing.. Skydiver! "Now with my luck, the bus won't wait for me either...
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A man is bitten by a dog. The doctor examines him and says, "You have rabies." The man immediately takes out a piece of paper and starts writing. The doctor says, "There's no need to write a will anymore, there's treatment!" "This isn't a will," says the man, "I'm just making a list of the people I want to bite!"
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A man tells his doctor, “Doctor, I have a problem!”
The doctor asks, “Have you had this problem before?”
The man replies, “Yes!”
The doctor says, “Then it has probably come back…”
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
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I am blond hair, blue eyes, and I have vitiligo.
When I say it’s the same thing Michael Jackson had, people ask me if I was Black.
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A mechanic says to a heart surgeon, “We basically do very similar work. So why don’t we earn the same salary?”
The surgeon replies, “Try doing your job while the engine is running.”
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From funny graves
https://blog.billiongraves.com/funny-gravestones-youll-die-laughing/
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A famous heart surgeon is flying abroad in first class.
A few minutes after takeoff, he urgently asks the flight attendant to find out if there is an anesthesiologist on the plane.
The excited flight attendant announces the urgent request over the intercom, and half a minute later, an anesthesiologist comes running from the economy section.
"Yes, how can I help?"
"Oh, thank you for coming," says the surgeon. "Could you please adjust my pillow and blanket so I can fall asleep comfortably?"
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A fat woman goes to the doctor and asks him what she can do to lose weight.
The doctor replies: "You need to start moving your head from side to side."
The woman asks: "And when exactly should I do that?"
The doctor replies: "Every time you are offered to eat..."
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A woman goes to the doctor and complains that everyone says she has a horse's ass.
The doctor listens and starts writing.
The woman asks him: "Are you giving me a referral for plastic surgery?"
The doctor replies: "No, I'm giving you permission to shit on the road..."
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At a boxing tournament, a man stood and shouted, "Blue, kick him in the teeth!"
A few minutes later the man shouted, "Green, kick him in the teeth!"
"Excuse me, sir," asked the spectator standing next to him, "Who are you on your side, the blue boxer or the red boxer?"
"I'm not on anyone's side," replied the man, "I'm a dentist..."
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A man goes to the doctor and asks him: "Doctor, why is tooth extraction so expensive? You can do it in a few seconds!"
The doctor says: "If you want, we can do it slowly..."
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A man tells his doctor he’s not feeling well. The doctor prescribes three different pills and tells him to take each one with a big glass of water. Confused, the man asks what’s wrong with him. The doctor replies: “You’re not drinking enough water.
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Why the best medication for coughing is laxative? The person will not dare to cought.
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Why did the astronaut feel claustrophobic on the spaceship?
Because there was no space!
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Doctor: “The patinet is losing a lot of blood. He needs an infusion, what’s his blood type?!”
Nurse: “B positive.”
Doctor: “I’m trying, but he’s lost a lot of blood.”
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Mom: Ronila, how was your first day in first grade?
Roni: It was okay, but there was a woman called “the teacher” who kept interrupting our fun.
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The teacher: Ron, if you have 8 candies and I ask you for 3, how many will you have left?
Ron: 8
Teacher: Why?
Ron: Because I won’t give you any.
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A doctor put up a sign:
“Treatment costs 50 dollars. If it doesn’t work, you get 100 dollars .”
A man tries to outsmart him.
First visit:
“I lost my sense of taste.”
The doctor gives him drops.
“Ugh, this is fuel!”
“Great, your taste is back. Pay 50.”
Second visit:
“I lost my memory.”
Doctor gives the same drops.
“That’s fuel—you gave it yesterday!”
“Great, your memory is back. Pay 50.”
Third visit:
“I can’t see.”
“Sorry, no treatment. Here’s 100 dollars.”
The man looks: “This is only 20!”
“Great, your vision is back. Pay 50.”
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A buyer asked me why he needs to use the lamp over the whole body even that the affected skin is small.
I explained that it’s similar to taking medicine for a headache. When you have a headache, you swallow a pill—you don’t try to push it into your ear to the brain.
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A man wasn’t feeling well, so the doctor examined him and said: You need a bath full of hot water and a glass of orange juice.
A week later, the patient returns and complains: Doctor, after I drink a bath of hot water, I can not drink the orance juice.
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This week I reviewed all my resources and discovered that I am very rich:
I have silver in my hair
I have gold in my teeth
I have sugar in my blood
I have salt in my body
and I have an unlimited supply of natural gas
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On her deathbed, the woman asked her husband to cremate her body and scatter her ashes in the large mall in the city.
"Why in the mall?" the husband asked.
She replied, "That way I will be sure that my daughters will come to visit me twice a week..."
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A squirrel, sitting on a tree, saw a cow trying to climb it.
The squirrel looked at her in complete shock and asked her, Cow, what are you doing?
The cow replied: I came to eat apples.
But Cow, it's a nut tree!
The cow: I brought the apples in my bag.
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Question: "What did the judge say to the dentist?"
Answer: "Do you swear to pull out just the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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One man was not feeling well, so he decided to go to his friend who was a doctor by profession to get checked out.
After the treatment, he said to him, "We have been friends for a long time and I would not want to insult you and offer you payment for the checkup! But you should know that I mentioned you in my will."
"Thank you very much, that is very kind of you," the doctor replied, "By the way, show me the prescription I wrote for you, I want to make a small change in it..."
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A girl tells her mother: "Today I played doctor and patient with Danny."
Her mother is startled and asks her: "And what happened?"
The girl replies: "Nothing, he let me wait for half an hour and then told me that since I don't have insurance, he couldn't see me..."
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